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Promise me.

2
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I promise you, I'll search the entire
galaxy to find out who poisoned your entree.

3
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It's the least I can do.

4
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Now that I know you're my... mother.

5
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Whoa, Muscle Man, are you crying?

6
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Yes, I'm crying.

7
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I'm feeling deep emotions and they're
expressing themselves physically on my face.

8
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It's part of what makes me a man.

9
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Ugh.

10
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Are you guys watching Laser Hunters?

11
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Why is everybody at the station addicted
to it?

12
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Yeah, it's so cheesy.

13
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Oh, get over yourselves.

14
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This show is a cultural phenomenon.

15
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It's ending next week.

16
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Give it a chance.

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Mmm.

18
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I don't know.

19
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Brick, yes?

20
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Mother never wanted us to meet,
but now that she's gone, I can tell you,

21
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I'm your identical twin, Angelo.

22
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Whoa.

23
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Okay, maybe we can give it a shot.

24
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That was really good.

25
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Dude, we gotta catch up before the finale
next week.

26
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How many seasons are there?

27
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Eight.

28
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If you start watching now, you just barely
have enough time to catch up.

29
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But only if you use this mayonnaise jar as
a toilet.

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Thanks.

31
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Dude, weren't we supposed to do something
for Benson before we walked in here?

32
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Uh, vacuum the floors?

33
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But we could put that off till later.

34
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You're probably right.

35
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No, Mr. President, don't open that
birthday present!

36
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Whoa!

37
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Bruce, you did it!

38
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You watched 168 hours of Laser Hunters,
and you're just in time for the finale!

39
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Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, so many questions.

40
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Like, what was the deal with the space
lizard cold open?

41
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Was Brick's cousin Salsa in the safety
deposit box?

42
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Why was there a squid in the percolator?

43
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Where'd the hollow tape that tipped off
the kernel?

44
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Not so dumb anymore, is it?

45
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And now, finally, the finale will answer
all our questions!

46
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Yes!

47
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Mordecai and Rigby.

48
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Oh, hey, Benson.

49
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We were just about to watch the Laser
Hunters finale.

50
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No, you're not.

51
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Because you and Mordecai are going to go
vacuum the floors in the house right now.

52
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Just like I told you to a week ago!

53
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Aw, Benson.

54
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Can't we just vacuum after?

55
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Now.

56
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The house is all the way on the other side
of the station!

57
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Don't care.

58
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The finale will be over by the time we get
back!

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Go.

60
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How are we going to get back here without
hearing spoilers?

61
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Go vacuum the house!

62
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Whoa, tough break, guys.

63
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Whatever shall you do.

64
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You want me to record it for you so you
can watch it later?

65
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Give me the tape.

66
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I just hope they can make it back before
they hear any spoilers.

67
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This is gonna work.

68
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Yeah.

69
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The sooner we get this done, the sooner we
can watch that tape.

70
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Oh no, Laser Hunters is ending right now,
dude!

71
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Dude, don't panic.

72
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We got some time before we're at risk of
spoilers.

73
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Bros!

74
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Bros!

75
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You won't believe how Laser Hunters ends!

76
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Operation Hear No Evil, phase one!

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Bros!

78
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Bros!

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Ah!

80
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Ah!

81
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Ah!

82
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Ah!

83
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Ah!

84
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Ah!

85
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Ah!

86
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Here it is.

87
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Operation Hear No Evil.

88
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Everything you need to avoid spoilers.

89
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Two years ago, the ending of the Carter
and Briggs movie was spoiled for us.

90
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And what did we vow, Rigby?

91
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That it would never happen again!

92
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That it would never happen again.

93
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Okay.

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Step one.

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Go off the grid.

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Phone.

97
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Whoa!

98
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You could've just turned them off!

99
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I mean, either way.

100
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What's step two?

101
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Headphones.

102
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Okay.

103
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Step three.

104
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Get to the tape!

105
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What?

106
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We have to go back to the barracks for the
tape!

107
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Oh yeah.

108
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And remember, everybody and their
brother's gonna be talking about this!

109
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So we gotta get there as fast as we can!

110
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Got it!

111
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Guys?

112
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Guys?

113
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Where are they?

114
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I don't know the answer to that question.

115
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Bro.

116
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But I can tell you that these floors have
not been vacuumed.

117
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I see.

118
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How does it end?

119
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What?

120
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Laser hunters.

121
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I'm gonna ruin it for them.

122
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But... How does it end?

123
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Dead.

124
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Who.

125
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cares?

126
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How about that?

127
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Never saw that coming in a million years!

128
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The batteries must be dead!

129
00:05:06,380 --> 00:05:07,180
What do we do now?

130
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Operation Hear No Evil Backup Plan.

131
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Earplugs!

132
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Blah!

133
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Blah!

134
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Ha!

135
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It's.

136
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not the texture so much, it's the smell.

137
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Oh, hey Benson.

138
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What are you doing here?

139
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I'm waiting here so I can spoil the laser
hunters finale for Mordecai and Rigby.

140
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Why do you wanna spoil it?

141
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It's gonna totally ruin their day!

142
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Oh, boo hoo hoo!

143
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You know my day was ruined when Rawls got
on my case about getting the dome in shape?

144
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Vacuuming the house was the last step!

145
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Mordecai and Rigby don't take anything
seriously.

146
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I mean, we're supposed to take the dome
out on our own soon.

147
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Spoiler alert for our mission,
we fail out there!

148
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We fail spectacular!

149
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Really?

150
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Fine!

151
00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:06,680
I'm glad we're in the air ducts!

152
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The acoustics in here are perfect for
spoilers!

153
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Nothing but net.

154
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You catch that finale, Sally?

155
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I couldn't believe Zoltar's bones were in
the...

156
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What.

157
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now?!

158
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In case of emergency, get to a safe room!

159
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If we loop back to the barracks,
we can lock Benson out!

160
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Hey!

161
00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:05,720
Whoa!

162
00:07:05,721 --> 00:07:06,721
Ow!

163
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Sorry, we're just burying them!

164
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Excuse me.

165
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Have you seen two idiots?

166
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It's very important that I spoil laser
hunters for them.

167
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Spoilers, huh?

168
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That's cold.

169
00:07:19,780 --> 00:07:21,460
You know, I used to teach quantum physics.

170
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Then my brother-in-law spoiled the Egg
Baby Bonanza finale for me.

171
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I tell you, I fell into a pit of despair.

172
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Quit my job, lost my house, rolled a big
rock down the hill onto my brother-in-law.

173
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Well, just made some bad choices.

174
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Now I sweep up trash for scraps like a
gutter urchin.

175
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Because of those spoilers, I have nothing.

176
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That's perfect!

177
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So have you seen them?

178
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Yeah, right over there.

179
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Hey!

180
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Hey!

181
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Hey!

182
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I live in that!

183
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Oh, my God!

184
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What's this?

185
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Whoa!

186
00:07:56,660 --> 00:07:57,660
Huh?

187
00:07:57,980 --> 00:07:58,980
Get ready.

188
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You're gonna hear this spoiler.

189
00:08:01,420 --> 00:08:02,420
Huh?

190
00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:03,360
Huh?

191
00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:04,440
Huh?

192
00:08:04,441 --> 00:08:04,560
Huh?

193
00:08:04,561 --> 00:08:04,680
Huh?

194
00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:07,540
And now for the losers who've missed it!

195
00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,100
Here are all of the best scenes from the
laser hunters finale!

196
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Hurrah!

197
00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:12,400
Ah!

198
00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,560
Spoilers!

199
00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,780
Where do we go?

200
00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:17,520
Shortcut!

201
00:08:17,660 --> 00:08:18,660
Shortcut!

202
00:08:25,930 --> 00:08:27,770
Get ready... Dump!

203
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Oh!

204
00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:33,731
I think I'm really
hurt... No time!

205
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Vlogging barracks!

206
00:08:39,510 --> 00:08:40,190
We're safe.

207
00:08:40,390 --> 00:08:41,390
Let's do this.

208
00:08:41,510 --> 00:08:42,510
Yes, finally.

209
00:08:42,770 --> 00:08:46,630
I just wanted the carpets vacuumed.

210
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Oh!

211
00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:53,950
Pack it up, guys!

212
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You failed.

213
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Hey, buddy.

214
00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,390
Let's not do anything rash.

215
00:09:00,950 --> 00:09:06,590
All those hours spent planning and
planning and running away from me.

216
00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:12,910
All that time and energy wasted on
Operation Here No Evil.

217
00:09:12,911 --> 00:09:18,210
Now I'm gonna spoil laser hunters once and
for all.

218
00:09:19,170 --> 00:09:20,170
No.

219
00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:22,110
Benson's not gonna do that to us.

220
00:09:23,210 --> 00:09:24,870
And why is that?

221
00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:28,650
Cause you don't know the last phase of
Operation Here No Evil.

222
00:09:28,950 --> 00:09:30,170
Oh, give it up.

223
00:09:30,490 --> 00:09:35,630
You and I both know there's nothing in
that backpack that's gonna change my mind.

224
00:09:35,910 --> 00:09:39,370
Not even... The finale
of Dr. Whiskers M.D.

225
00:09:40,490 --> 00:09:41,490
Okay, wait.

226
00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,670
Let's not do anything we'd regret.

227
00:09:43,890 --> 00:09:44,350
Dude, what?

228
00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:46,970
Oh, just Benson's favorite show.

229
00:09:47,350 --> 00:09:50,830
He was binge watching it right before we
left Earth, but...

230
00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:52,031
I never got to see the finale.

231
00:09:52,270 --> 00:09:53,670
Wait, so what's on the tape?

232
00:09:53,810 --> 00:09:55,750
The last ten seconds of that finale.

233
00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:57,910
Dr. Whiskers' big reveal.

234
00:09:58,610 --> 00:09:59,090
Mornikai?

235
00:09:59,470 --> 00:10:00,470
It's up to you, Benson.

236
00:10:00,770 --> 00:10:04,910
Let us watch the laser hunters finale in
peace, or we spoil your cat show.

237
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:06,230
You're bluffing.

238
00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:13,110
And so, after months of unbelievable
twists and turns, I will finally reveal

239
00:10:13,111 --> 00:10:16,710
whose paws were behind the murders of the
Calico Crew!

240
00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:17,390
No!

241
00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:18,190
Stop it!

242
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,410
Stop!

243
00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:21,390
Truce?

244
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:22,470
Truce.

245
00:10:22,650 --> 00:10:26,430
You can vacuum the floors after you watch
the finale.

246
00:10:26,770 --> 00:10:27,770
Whoa!

247
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,130
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

248
00:10:32,250 --> 00:10:33,390
We did it, dude!

249
00:10:33,530 --> 00:10:34,530
It's happening!

250
00:10:35,030 --> 00:10:36,490
The laser hunters finale!

251
00:10:36,730 --> 00:10:38,890
You get to the part where the fever dies
yet?

252
00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:39,410
No!

253
00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:41,810
Dude, I told you to lock the door!

254
00:10:43,010 --> 00:10:44,390
Whoops, my bad.

255
00:10:44,850 --> 00:10:48,530
Seriously, though, that ending's almost as
good as the end of Dr. Whiskers' MD.

256
00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:52,250
Can you believe Fuzzmeister Fuzzball
killed the Calico Crew?

257
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:53,530
Oh-ho-ho!

258
00:10:54,090 --> 00:10:55,090
Well, bye!

259
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:11,700
Oh-ho-ho!

260
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,140
Well, bye!

261
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:16,820
We'll see you next episode!

262
00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:17,840
Bye!